THE FUCKING WEEK: Hi, I was in the East Bay this week, surrounded by sales guys, at a 3-day certification course on Systimax’s iPatch 360 System - exhilarating.  I lit my landlord’s clothes dryer on fire (story for the bar).  I finally bought a plane ticket to AZ for spring training (something I have wanted to do for well over 10 years). My cousin who might as well be my brother turned twenty-nine.  One of my best friends asked his lady to marry him (fuck yeah Tom) while my lady decided not to get rid of me even though I wouldn’t have blamed her if she did.  Still broke, still tired, still smoke, still don’t surf, and still don’t have one legitimate reason to complain. Beer time homie.